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+22 rating,
64 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+3 rating,
15 votes)
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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+1 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to bus in day laborers just to fidgit with my balls.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it seats six.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already banging my next girlfriend’s best friend.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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