Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.

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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.

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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

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My dick is so big, it takes large prey items that may require weeks to move through its digestive tract.

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My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

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My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.

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My dick’s so big, it can sit in the front row at Sea World and Shamu doesn’t dare splash it.

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My dick is so big, the DMV is requiring me to obtain a Class B license.

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My dick is so big, I have to pay property taxes on it.

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My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big it has a restaurant on the top floor.

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My dick is so big, it beeps when I back up.

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My dick is so big, Columbus discovered it and thought it was India.

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My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime.

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My dick is so big it was mistakenly claimed for Spain by de Portola in 1629.

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My dick is so big, it has feet.

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My dick is so big that Hannibal tried to ride it across the Himalayas.

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My dick is so big, when I was in a porno, they had to release it on a 4 disc DVD box set.

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My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.

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My dick is so big, it’s against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.

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My dick is so big, it will stubbornly drive around for hours-TOTALLY LOST-and never once stop to ask for directions.

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My dick is so big, the Pope has blessed it.

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My dick is so big it changed its name to an unpronounceable symbol formerly known as Dick.

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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

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My dick is so big it could’ve fed the entire Donner Party-for two winters!

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My dick is so big it affects the tides.

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My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

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My dick is so big it’s listed on the New York Stock Exchange.

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My dick is so big, no matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.

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My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.

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my dicks so big people think i’m second in line

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My dick never has to audition for the part.

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My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.

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My dick is so big there’s a My Dick Rescue Team stationed on it.

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My dick is so big, it has casters.

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My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.

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My dick is so big, it pilots its own Gulfstream Jet.

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My dick is so big, I’m already banging my next girlfriend’s best friend.

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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.

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My dick’s so big, it’ll be presenting a fireworks extravaganza after the show.

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My dick is so big, you’re standing on it.

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My dick has an elevator and a lobby.

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