Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.

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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.

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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

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My dick golfs with the mayor.

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My Dick is so big it has a restictor plate

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My dick is so big you can ski down it.

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My dick is so big it has its own zip code.

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My dick is so big, it posts big dick jokes.

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My dick is so big, there’s a sneaker named “Air My Dick

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My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn’t so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

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My dick is so big there’s a bumper sticker on back warning motorists not to drive in it’s blind spot.

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My dick is so big that i had to buy a big jacked up pickup truck just to carry my ego….

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My dick is so big they’ve had to divide up the compass with, North, South, East, West and My Dick.

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My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.

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My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.

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My dick is so big, that I look like its dick in front of it!

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My dick is so big its become aloof; maintaining just a nodding acquintance with my balls, and won’t even speak to my asshole anymore.

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My dick is so big, the Patriots acquired it to play football-next year, it’ll be the entire front line.

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My dick is so big, it has casters.

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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

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My dick is so big, it has a spine.

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My dick is so big there’s an observatory on it.

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My dick is so big, Osama bin Laden hid under it for six months.

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My dick is so big, I can braid it.

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My dick is so big, if Hillary beats it in the primaries, she’ll likely win the Presidency.

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My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

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My dick is so big, it has it’s own time zone – central dick time.

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My dick is so big that once I got it stuck in my zipper and didn’t even scream till I finally felt it two days later.

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My dick is so big…wait, who am I kidding? I’m Asian :(

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my dicks so big people think i’m second in line

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My dick is so big NASA still hasn’t fully mapped its surface.

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My dick is so big, it don’t have veins, it has pipes.

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My dick is so big, that it can think of far more big dick jokes than I can.

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My dick is so big that there’re currently a bunch of biologists filming a documentary on its untamed inhabitants.

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My dick is so big I gotta use binoculars to just to make sure that ain’t no man down there sucking it.

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My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.

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My dick is so big, it has its own wing at the Louvre.

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My dick is so big, it has feet.

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My dick is so big, novice divers should be reminded to pressure-equalize their ears several times on the way down.

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My dick is so big it produces its own local weather.

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My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

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My dick is so big, while I’m eating peanuts way back in Coach, he’s up in the big chair, talking to the tower; getting clearance to land; flying the plane.

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