Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.

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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.

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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

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My dick is so big, my parents had to get a building permit to have me circumcised.

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My dick is so big it’s paved.

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My dick is so big, it’s wanted in nine states, and Canada.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.

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My dick blows out the candles no matter who’s birthday it is.

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My dick is so big that once I got it stuck in my zipper and didn’t even scream till I finally felt it two days later.

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My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.

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My dick is so big it becomes a flotation device.

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My dick is so big its own gravity’ll soon capture the Moon.

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My dick is so big, it’s impossible to see all of it without a satellite.

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My dick’s so big; in the playground, it could either teeter OR totter-but never reallly teeter-totter.

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My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn’t put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick.

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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.

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my Dick is So big it cums sperm whales

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My dick is so big, it’s on Google Maps, and they had to move satellites into higher orbit to photograph it.

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My dick is so big that we’re all a part of it, and it’s all a part of us.

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My dick is so big it charges more for graduation speeches than I do.

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My dick is so big that i had to buy a big jacked up pickup truck just to carry my ego….

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My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime.

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My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

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My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn’t want a bigger dick than he was on the team.

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My dick is so big, at first I thought it was using steroids to bulk up, but then I saw my dick’s dick and IT WAS HUGE, TOO!

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My dick is so big, it has it’s own time zone – central dick time.

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My dick is so big, it will stubbornly drive around for hours-TOTALLY LOST-and never once stop to ask for directions.

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My dick is so big, it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free.

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My dick is so big there’s a bumper sticker on back warning motorists not to drive in it’s blind spot.

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My dick is so big, that when I fly, it has to take the train.

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My dick is so big it beat up the class bully in high school.

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My dick is so big, it thinks the Grand Canyon is a virgin.

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My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

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My dick is so big, it has its own seat in Congress.

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My dick is so big that its flight is impossible without the aid of rising thermal updrafts.

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My dick is so big it has its own zip code.

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My dick is so big there’s an observatory on it.

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My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.

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My dick is so big, penthouse guests have reported there’s a noticeable sway on windy days.

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My dick is so big, when I was in a porno, they had to release it on a 4 disc DVD box set.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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