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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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-4 rating,
6 votes)
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1 votes)
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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0 rating,
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My Dick is so big it has a restictor plate
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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4 votes)
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My dick is so big it beat up the class bully in high school.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick was once the ambassador to China.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn’t get wet.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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0 rating,
6 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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