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+74 rating,
370 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+33 rating,
107 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+28 rating,
80 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+17 rating,
51 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+17 rating,
37 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
77 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+9 rating,
51 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+7 rating,
17 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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+6 rating,
26 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+6 rating,
20 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, at first I thought it was using steroids to bulk up, but then I saw my dick’s dick and IT WAS HUGE, TOO!
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, rising fuel costs have forced it to cancel its summer travel plans.
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+4 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, it seats six.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, black holes fall into it.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big it scared early mapmakers who depicted it as a sea monster.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it takes large prey items that may require weeks to move through its digestive tract.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big.. that when I got circumsized I got a 6 piece luggage set.
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+2 rating,
10 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a stunt double.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it was mistakenly claimed for Spain by de Portola in 1629.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, Jimmy Hoffa is still hiding below it.
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+2 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big it has its own national anthem.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it’s decided on a career in Law.
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My dick is so big, it was a Varsity starter in all three sports since Freshman year!
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it causes eclipses.
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My dick is so big it must signal with three long horn blasts before making sternway.
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+2 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick needs to double its springtime weight; packing on fat in order to survive the long winter ahead.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it shows up on radar.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has PDiddy on speed dial.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick once blacked-out the entire Western US electrical grid, just using the blow dryer.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it may’ve already been assimilated by the Borg.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it’s known as Doctor Pecker.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big its own gravity’ll soon capture the Moon.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, Jack Nicholson asked for its autograph.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick blows out the candles no matter who’s birthday it is.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big there’s an observatory on it.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big…wait, who am I kidding? I’m Asian :(
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
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+3 rating,
11 votes)
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My dick is so big, Magellan only sailed halfway around it.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, compasses do not function properly around it.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, I left it at home.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big it gives me an allowance.
