Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.

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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.

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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

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My dick is so big, it has its own moon.

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My dick is so big, Steve Irwin once lasso’d it with a top-jaw rope.

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My dick is so big I can only fly on cargo planes.

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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

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My dick is so big it was mistakenly claimed for Spain by de Portola in 1629.

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My dick is so big, it takes large prey items that may require weeks to move through its digestive tract.

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My dick is so big, certain parts of it sell alcohol; certain parts of it don’t.

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My dick is so big, I can shoot for the Moon.

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My dick is so big there are isolated tribes living on remote areas of it.

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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

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My dick is so big it has a crosswalk.

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My dick is so big, hookers pay me.

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My dick is so big, while I’m eating peanuts way back in Coach, he’s up in the big chair, talking to the tower; getting clearance to land; flying the plane.

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My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wanted to use it as a water ride at Neverland ranch

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My dick is more muscular than I am.

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My dick is so big it periodically sheds its skin. Got enough last month to make a pair of motorcycle boots, three wallets and this belt.

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My dick is so big, black holes fall into it.

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My dick is so big, Jack Nicholson asked for its autograph.

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My dick is so big, that when I fly, it has to take the train.

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My dick is so big, it don’t have veins, it has pipes.

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My dick is so big its own gravity’ll soon capture the Moon.

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My dick is so big, it lives next door.

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My dick is so big it has a tollbooth at both ends.

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My dick is so big the Eskimos have over 40 unique words that mean ‘my dick’.

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My dick has better credit than I do.

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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity

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My dick is so big the Coast Guard recently installed a 10 million candlepower searchlight at the tip.

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My dick is so big, autumn haze is not even considering taking it.

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My dick is so big, the DMV is requiring me to obtain a Class B license.

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My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.

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My dick’s so big, it can sit in the front row at Sea World and Shamu doesn’t dare splash it.

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My dick is so big, it can chew gum.

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My dick is so big that Hannibal tried to ride it across the Himalayas.

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My dick is so big there’s a bumper sticker on back warning motorists not to drive in it’s blind spot.

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My dick requires backcountry permits for all overnight hikes.

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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.

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My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.

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My dick is so big it has a four-lane bowling alley.

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my dick is so big king kong got scared

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My dick is so big, it will stubbornly drive around for hours-TOTALLY LOST-and never once stop to ask for directions.

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