Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.

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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.

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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.

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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.

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My dick is so big, it posts big dick jokes.

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My dick is so big, it could feed Ethiopia for a month.

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My dick is so big, Osama bin Laden hid under it for six months.

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My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.

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My dick is so big it has a four-lane bowling alley.

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My dick is so big, I have to set up orange traffic cones when I take a piss outside.

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My dick is so big the Coast Guard recently installed a 10 million candlepower searchlight at the tip.

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My dick is so big, that it can think of far more big dick jokes than I can.

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My dick is so big, it has it’s own time zone – central dick time.

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My dick is so big, scientists think it killed off the dinosaurs.

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My dick is so big, I have to bus in day laborers just to fidgit with my balls.

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My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

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My dick is so big its considered a load-bearing member.

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My dick is so big, my wife uses it for a body pillow.

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My dick is so big, it can chew gum.

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My dick is so big, Osama bin Laden tried to fly a 747 into it.

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My dick is so big, it was a Varsity starter in all three sports since Freshman year!

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My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn’t want a bigger dick than he was on the team.

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My dick is so big, if you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.

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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.

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My dick is so big it’s listed on the New York Stock Exchange.

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My dick runs the 440 in 15 seconds

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My dick is so big that once I got it stuck in my zipper and didn’t even scream till I finally felt it two days later.

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My dick is so big, it’s a government scapegoat.

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My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

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My dick is so big its own gravity’ll soon capture the Moon.

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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

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My dick is so big there’s a bumper sticker on back warning motorists not to drive in it’s blind spot.

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My dick is so big, it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free.

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My dick is so big, it has tonsils.

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My dick is so big, that it has its own dick. And even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.

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My dick is recommended by four out of five dentists, AND their patients who chew my dick.

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My dick is so big, it has a horizon.

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My dick is so big, it has a stunt double.

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My dick is so big my grandmother knits it sweaters.

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My dick requires backcountry permits for all overnight hikes.

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my dicks so big people think i’m second in line

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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

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My dick is so big that European pranksters show up every night; stomping around all over it making fake crop circles.

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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.

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