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+22 rating,
68 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+3 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, my bed is equipped with airbags.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, I can shoot for the Moon.
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+1 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to bus in day laborers just to fidgit with my balls.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it seats six.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already banging my next girlfriend’s best friend.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I was in a porno, they had to release it on a 4 disc DVD box set.
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0 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
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My dick is so big, it’s in a boy band with four other big dicks.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks ME off.
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+1 rating,
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
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My dick is so big,it takes 1 ½ miles to make a 90 degree turn.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it becomes a flotation device.
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My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wanted to use it as a water ride at Neverland ranch
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My dick is so big, novice divers should be reminded to pressure-equalize their ears several times on the way down.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
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My dick is so big, that when it’s Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it’s Central Mountain Time at my balls.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
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My dick is so big, it wears longer pants than I do.
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My dick is so big it doesn’t need a resume, a nice suit or a firm handshake to get the job.
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My dick is so big, visitors are delighted with its scenic beauty as well as the deluxe accomodations, snack bar and pro-shop.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big that from the tip, everybody down there looks like teeny-tiny little ants.
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My dick blows out the candles no matter who’s birthday it is.
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My dick is so big my balls have never seen the sky.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it made a fortune in real estate before it was 30.
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My dick is so big, it’s on Google Maps, and they had to move satellites into higher orbit to photograph it.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it posts big dick jokes.
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My dick is so big, students will need a calculator with scientific notation.
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My dick once blacked-out the entire Western US electrical grid, just using the blow dryer.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
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My dick is so big, it’s not just famous, it’s IN famous.
