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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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-3 rating,
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My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
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My dick is so big, visitors at the zoo buy bags of peanuts to stuff up it.
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My dick is so big, even Evel Knievel couldn’t jump it on his Rocketbike.
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My dick is so big, whenever there’s a report of a huge dick jam, it’ll usually be the dick at fault.
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-2 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big, that I look like its dick in front of it!
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-4 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
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My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
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5 votes)
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My dick is so big, that it can think of far more big dick jokes than I can.
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My dick is so big, I can sit on it.
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My dick is so big it was mistakenly claimed for Spain by de Portola in 1629.
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-4 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big, it posts big dick jokes.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, scientists think it killed off the dinosaurs.
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+2 rating,
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my Dick is So big it cums sperm whales
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, penthouse guests have reported there’s a noticeable sway on windy days.
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4 votes)
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My dick is so big that i had to buy a big jacked up pickup truck just to carry my ego….
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I fall down, I fuck everyone in China.
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My dick is so big, it could have invaded Iraq all by itself.
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it doesn’t ship to AK or HI.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn’t get wet.
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+3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick once blacked-out the entire Western US electrical grid, just using the blow dryer.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, if you climbed to the tip, you could see your house from there.
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2 votes)
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My dick is so big, Jack Nicholson asked for its autograph.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
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My dick is so big, I have to set up orange traffic cones when I take a piss outside.
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1 votes)
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My dick’s so big, it’ll be presenting a fireworks extravaganza after the show.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick golfs with the mayor.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
