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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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My dick is so big, it was a Varsity starter in all three sports since Freshman year!
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-1 rating,
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My dick is so big it stood up to the IRS, and won!
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+2 rating,
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My dick is so big, it was recently declared a Wilderness Preserve dedicated to the re-introduction of my dick into the wild.
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My dick is so big, Rolling Stone calls it The Fifth Beatle.
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My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.
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+3 rating,
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My dick is so big it changed its name to an unpronounceable symbol formerly known as Dick.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it bought Microsoft from petty cash.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
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-2 rating,
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My dick is so big, it can chew gum.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, for prom night I rented the Oscar Meyer Wiener Wagon instead of a limo.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
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My dick is so big there’s a bumper sticker on back warning motorists not to drive in it’s blind spot.
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My dick is so big it affects the Earth’s magnetic field.
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5 votes)
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My dick is so big I have to take it through a car wash.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I get aroused, the Earth develops an elliptical orbit.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick can be used as a flotation device in the highly unlikely event of a water landing.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big that i had to buy a big jacked up pickup truck just to carry my ego….
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big that we’re all a part of it, and it’s all a part of us.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I fall down, I fuck everyone in China.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, that when it’s Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it’s Central Mountain Time at my balls.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it pilots its own Gulfstream Jet.
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-5 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, my zipper is made by Bethlehem Steel.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, that it can think of far more big dick jokes than I can.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big when we go deer hunting I don’t need a treestand, also it can smell the deer coming from over 500 yards away, no matter which direction the wind is blowing!
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it don’t have veins, it has pipes.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, its only natural that it would experience its fair share of cattle mutilations and ghost ships.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is more muscular than I am.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, autumn haze is not even considering taking it.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big that Verizon’s leasing space at the tip for a cellphone tower.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, the Pope has blessed it.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big that my urologist is quadruplets.
