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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has an elbow.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it’s already fucking my future girlfriend’s younger and hotter sister!
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is a better dresser than I am.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is slated to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, you’re standing on it.
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0 rating,
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big its own gravity’ll soon capture the Moon.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to set up orange traffic cones when I take a piss outside.
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+1 rating,
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+2 rating,
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My dick is so big, it could have invaded Iraq all by itself.
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+2 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it may’ve already been assimilated by the Borg.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick blows out the candles no matter who’s birthday it is.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big that we’re all a part of it, and it’s all a part of us.
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My dick is so big, they had to use bolt cutters for my vasectomy.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it’s known as Doctor Pecker.
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to use a complex irrigation system just to take a piss.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so long, it enters a room five seconds before I do.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it doesn’t ship to AK or HI.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big I have to take it through a car wash.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it was impeached by Congress.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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my Dick is So big it cums sperm whales
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, Hurricane Katrina gave me a blowjob.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big; like the Louvre or Disneyworld; you really can’t see it all in one day
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has PDiddy on speed dial.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big the Coast Guard recently installed a 10 million candlepower searchlight at the tip.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it’s ri-dick-ulous.
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-5 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
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+1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, interplanetary distances are measured in light years and my dick years.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big when we go deer hunting I don’t need a treestand, also it can smell the deer coming from over 500 yards away, no matter which direction the wind is blowing!
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big Alan Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
