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+22 rating,
68 votes)
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+3 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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+3 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, my bed is equipped with airbags.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, I can shoot for the Moon.
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+1 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to bus in day laborers just to fidgit with my balls.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it seats six.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already banging my next girlfriend’s best friend.
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