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+28 rating,
94 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+8 rating,
24 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+7 rating,
13 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+4 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it affects the tides.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it’s gone condo.
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My dick is so big it has cable.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
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+1 rating,
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
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-1 rating,
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it doesn’t need a resume, a nice suit or a firm handshake to get the job.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
7 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.
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