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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big that Verizon’s leasing space at the tip for a cellphone tower.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, lots of people think we’re brothers.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big I have to take it through a car wash.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick runs the 440 in 15 seconds
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, Columbus discovered it and thought it was India.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big Alan Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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my Dick is So big it cums sperm whales
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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my dicks so big people think i’m second in line
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it might attract an IRS tax audit.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it’s known as Doctor Pecker.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn’t put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, smaller dicks may experience severe turbulence from my dick’s wingtip vortices.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I can braid it.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, my parents had to get a building permit to have me circumcised.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it votes.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big there’s a bumper sticker on back warning motorists not to drive in it’s blind spot.
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-4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, that when it’s Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it’s Central Mountain Time at my balls.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, compasses do not function properly around it.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick can be used as a flotation device in the highly unlikely event of a water landing.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, Al Gore invented it
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it affects the Earth’s magnetic field.
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-5 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, airplanes tried to shoot it off the Empire State Building.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big; like the Louvre or Disneyworld; you really can’t see it all in one day
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, you’re standing on it.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a spine.
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-4 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wanted to use it as a water ride at Neverland ranch
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big I have to establish a base camp before sex.
