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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has PDiddy on speed dial.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, lots of people think we’re brothers.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is more muscular than I am.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a basement.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, hookers pay me.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big that European pranksters show up every night; stomping around all over it making fake crop circles.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, I use it to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a tollbooth at both ends.
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+2 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big they’ve had to divide up the compass with, North, South, East, West and My Dick.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a four-lane bowling alley.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it wears longer pants than I do.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
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-3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, airplanes tried to shoot it off the Empire State Building.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
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My dick is so big, that when I fly, it has to take the train.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, Columbus discovered it and thought it was India.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a private helipad.
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+2 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has casters.
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+2 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big, my wife uses it for a body pillow.
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-4 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big, it posts big dick jokes.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big I have to take it through a car wash.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it produces its own local weather.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big it’s paved.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, even Evel Knievel couldn’t jump it on his Rocketbike.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick and Las Vegas, NV create the exact same size carbon footprint.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick’s so big it cums sperm whales !
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+3 rating,
11 votes)
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has it’s own time zone – central dick time.
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-2 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big the Titanic ran into it and sank.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick blows out the candles no matter who’s birthday it is.
