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+28 rating,
94 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+8 rating,
24 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+7 rating,
13 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+4 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it affects the tides.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, as soon as its won the superbowl; its ALREADY AT Disneyland!
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, Austrailian Aboriginals revere it as their ‘New Uluru’.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it scared early mapmakers who depicted it as a sea monster.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it thinks the Grand Canyon is a virgin.
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My dick is so big, it won’t return Spielberg’s calls.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it votes.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it makes a Porsche want to buy a Ferrari.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, while I’m eating peanuts way back in Coach, he’s up in the big chair, talking to the tower; getting clearance to land; flying the plane.
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My dick is so big, scientists think it killed off the dinosaurs.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to use a complex irrigation system just to take a piss.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big the Amazon detours around it.
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My dick is so big, it has its own seat in Congress.
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NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
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My dick is so big, I can braid it.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
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My dick’s so big it cums sperm whales !
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My dick is so big, even Evel Knievel couldn’t jump it on his Rocketbike.
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My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, Osama bin Laden hid under it for six months.
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My dick is so big, I left it at home.
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My dick is so big, it urinates by telepathy.
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My dick is so big it has a private helipad.
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My dick is so big, if you climbed to the tip, you could see your house from there.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a Day side and a Night side.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big; like the Louvre or Disneyworld; you really can’t see it all in one day
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My dick is so big that European pranksters show up every night; stomping around all over it making fake crop circles.
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My dick is so big it can’t take the Panama Canal, but must sail all the way around the tip of South America.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it subconsciously ducks its head just a little bit every time I walk thru a doorway.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
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My dick has better credit than I do.
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My dick is so big, the Indians in the hills sing songs about it.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to pay property taxes on it.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, my zipper is made by Bethlehem Steel.
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My dick is so big, it has tonsils.
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+1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I was in a porno, they had to release it on a 4 disc DVD box set.
