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+26 rating,
108 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+9 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+7 rating,
31 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+5 rating,
7 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
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+4 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big it affects the tides.
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+4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+3 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, my wife uses it for a body pillow.
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+2 rating,
14 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+2 rating,
14 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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0 rating,
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My dick is so big; like the Louvre or Disneyworld; you really can’t see it all in one day
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My dick is so big, I have to set up orange traffic cones when I take a piss outside.
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My dick is so big, Columbus discovered it and thought it was India.
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-1 rating,
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My dick has an old rusty harpoon stuck in it.
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1 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it will stubbornly drive around for hours-TOTALLY LOST-and never once stop to ask for directions.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it’s against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
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My dick is so big, it was a Varsity starter in all three sports since Freshman year!
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it warps the space-dick continuum.
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My dick is so big it has its own two-party system. All the candidates suck.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big the Amazon detours around it.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big that i had to buy a big jacked up pickup truck just to carry my ego….
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, that it has its own dick. And even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, that I look like its dick in front of it!
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big that we’re all a part of it, and it’s all a part of us.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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+1 rating,
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My dick is so big NASA still hasn’t fully mapped its surface.
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+1 rating,
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2 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, black holes fall into it.
