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+28 rating,
94 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+8 rating,
24 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+7 rating,
13 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+4 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big it affects the tides.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, as soon as its won the superbowl; its ALREADY AT Disneyland!
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My dick is so big, they refuse to put me in prison.
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My dick is so big, the Pope has blessed it.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is a better dresser than I am.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, my wife uses it for a body pillow.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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My dick is so big, they won’t let it ride ANY of the ‘coasters at Six Flags.
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My dick is so big, it dunked on LaBron AND Shaq (but Nike confiscated the film ’cause it had on size 18 Reeboks)
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My dick is so big it could’ve fed the entire Donner Party-for two winters!
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My dick is so big it gets up 45 minutes before I do in the morning to take it’s shit!
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My dick is so big it shows up on radar.
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My dick is so big, that when I fly, it has to take the train.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it lacks the agility to dodge the spinning propeller blades; it bears the wounds from encounters with several careless boaters.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
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+2 rating,
12 votes)
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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
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0 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a gift shop. People buy bumper stickers that say they visited My Dick.
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My dick is so big, I left it at home.
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My dick has hosted Saturday Night Live-TWICE!
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My dick is so big it doesn’t ship to AK or HI.
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My dick is so big it costs a fortune to heat.
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My dick is so big, even after 101 jokes, its still pretty funny.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it changed its name to an unpronounceable symbol formerly known as Dick.
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My dick is so big, it warps the space-dick continuum.
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My dick is so big, my first orgasm caused the Big Bang.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime.
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My dick was once the ambassador to China.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
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My dick is so big, it’s wanted in nine states, and Canada.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it thinks the Grand Canyon is a virgin.
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My dick is so big fire dept call on me when there is a fire
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My dick is so big it has its own two-party system. All the candidates suck.
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My dick is so big, it was a Varsity starter in all three sports since Freshman year!
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My dick is so big they’ve had to divide up the compass with, North, South, East, West and My Dick.
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My dick is so big I have to take it through a car wash.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, that right now it’s in the other room fixing us drinks.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick’s so big, it can sit in the front row at Sea World and Shamu doesn’t dare splash it.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a horizon.
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My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, the homeless sleep under it.
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My dick is so big it has cable.
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My dick is so big it’s paved.
