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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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My dick is so big, it has its own telethon.
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-2 rating,
2 votes)
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+2 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big that once I got it stuck in my zipper and didn’t even scream till I finally felt it two days later.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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6 votes)
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4 votes)
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1 votes)
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+3 rating,
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate.
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+1 rating,
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, when I get aroused, the Earth develops an elliptical orbit.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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3 votes)
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+4 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
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4 votes)
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+1 rating,
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-2 rating,
4 votes)
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, my first orgasm caused the Big Bang.
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0 rating,
2 votes)
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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+3 rating,
5 votes)
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big it’s already fucking my future girlfriend’s younger and hotter sister!
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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+2 rating,
2 votes)
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2 votes)
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My dick is so big…wait, who am I kidding? I’m Asian :(
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+2 rating,
6 votes)
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My dick is so big, they had to use bolt cutters for my vasectomy.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick’s so big, it’ll be presenting a fireworks extravaganza after the show.
