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+63 rating,
327 votes)
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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.
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+26 rating,
90 votes)
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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.
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+21 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
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+15 rating,
45 votes)
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My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
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+14 rating,
32 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.
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+13 rating,
73 votes)
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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+8 rating,
22 votes)
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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.
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+5 rating,
19 votes)
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My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
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+5 rating,
15 votes)
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My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.
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-2 rating,
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0 rating,
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My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
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+1 rating,
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+1 rating,
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+2 rating,
22 votes)
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+2 rating,
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My dick has hosted Saturday Night Live-TWICE!
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+3 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
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My dick is so big it’s listed on the New York Stock Exchange.
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-3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, even after 101 jokes, its still pretty funny.
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+8 rating,
48 votes)
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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, I can change channels without the remote.
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My dick is so big, hookers pay me.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick’s so big; in the playground, it could either teeter OR totter-but never reallly teeter-totter.
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+2 rating,
8 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a gift shop. People buy bumper stickers that say they visited My Dick.
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0 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so long, it has an intermission. Half way through it, people sit back, smoke a cigarette and talk about the first half.
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+1 rating,
1 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has its own concierge. He runs errands for it and announces the arrival of guests.
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+1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
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-1 rating,
13 votes)
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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick has better credit than I do.
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-1 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it warps the space-dick continuum.
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+2 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is a better dresser than I am.
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-1 rating,
5 votes)
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My dick is so big I have to take it through a car wash.
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+3 rating,
3 votes)
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My dick is so big, it has it’s own time zone – central dick time.
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-1 rating,
1 votes)
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my dick is so big king kong got scared
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+4 rating,
4 votes)
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My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
