Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.

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My dick is so big, it has its own gravity

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My dick is so big it affects the tides.

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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.

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My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

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My dick is so big, King Kong tried to climb it.

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My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.

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My dick is so big, even Evel Knievel couldn’t jump it on his Rocketbike.

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My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.

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My dick is so big, it has an elbow.

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My dick is so big there are isolated tribes living on remote areas of it.

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My dick is so big the sperm bank opened a branch office just for it.

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My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.

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My dick was once the ambassador to China.

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My dick is so big, it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free.

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My dick is so big it gets up 45 minutes before I do in the morning to take it’s shit!

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my dicks so big people think i’m second in line

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My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick’s people will call your people. Let’s have lunch with my dick.

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My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn’t want a bigger dick than he was on the team.

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My dick is so big it produces its own local weather.

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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick is so big, it wants a car when it turns 16.

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My dick is so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn’t get wet.

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My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.

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My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

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My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wanted to use it as a water ride at Neverland ranch

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My dick is so big that European pranksters show up every night; stomping around all over it making fake crop circles.

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My dick is so big, it will stubbornly drive around for hours-TOTALLY LOST-and never once stop to ask for directions.

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My dick is slated to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.

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