Big Dick Jokes

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Top 10 big dick jokes

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My dick is so big, Frodo carried the Ring to it.

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My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

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My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.

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My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.

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My dick is so big, my bed is equipped with airbags.

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My dick is so big it has a really good beach and several ok ones.

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My dick is so big, I can shoot for the Moon.

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My dick is so big, I have to bus in day laborers just to fidgit with my balls.

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My dick is so big, it seats six.

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My dick is so big, I’m already banging my next girlfriend’s best friend.

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My dick is so big it beat up the class bully in high school.

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My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.

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My dick is so big, it’s in a boy band with four other big dicks.

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My dick is so big, I’m it’s bitch.

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My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

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My dick is so big, my zipper is made by Bethlehem Steel.

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My dick is so big, it has a basement.

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My dick is so big, it could feed Ethiopia for a month.

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My dick is so big its own gravity’ll soon capture the Moon.

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My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.

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My dick is so big, its always cool in the winter, warm in the summer.

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My dick is so big, there’s a sneaker named “Air My Dick

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My dick is so big it has a Day side and a Night side.

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My dick is so big, my first orgasm caused the Big Bang.

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My dick is so big it gives me an allowance.

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My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

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My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.

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My dick is so big, the DMV is requiring me to obtain a Class B license.

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My dick and Las Vegas, NV create the exact same size carbon footprint.

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My dick is so big that its flight is impossible without the aid of rising thermal updrafts.

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My dick is so big, you can ski down it.

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